Investigation log:

First week of investigation of Bro Conspiracy (temporary name) yields no results. Tailing prime suspects of conspirators has yet to have any effect. Must learn to erase presence better, they must be aware of my following.

Fedora doesn't help, should get rid of it.

Should find more unaware suspects.

No meeting place discovered, it seems to be entirely random when conspirators meet.

Appear to use a complex code using women's names to mean various different things. Must look into this further.

.......

Something's going on again...

... I think he's annoyed...

... I wonder if there's anyone else like me...

... She's gone...?

... Cake and ribbons?

... I don't understand...

.... I didn't get to do anything in this tournament...

... why does everyone keep running away from me?

*At Sakana, Hikari is sitting out in the foyer with a book. She looks rather confused by what she's reading, which is odd.

Should you get close enough to look at the book she is reading, you may notice the title is in English. Specifically, it is titled 'The Bro Code'.

No, I don't have an explanation either.*

... Isabel, there's someone stalking you...

*Hikari is at the Domino mall. This is probably a little unusual, but she's being accompanied by Manjoume. This is, of course, a fancy way of saying Manjoume is being forced to carry all her bags and generally being her bitch. His expression makes one wonder if shooting him might not be merciful.

Bother them.*

... my door...

... Is something going on today...?

... This is fun...

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/4194/15788033pz0.jpg

This is cool...

...

Why do people get so angry when I use Honest...?

*HEY SAKANA PEOPLE. There is something going on. Namely, the loli and the witch are talking to each other. (This sounds like a fairy tale prelude doesn't it.) However, the witch seems rather annoyed. The loli looks extremely apologetic. They're right outside the witch's room. The door is open. There is a very bad smell coming from inside the room. And the loli is holding a kitten.

Be afraid.*

*Hey, Sakana residents. Have you noticed anything odd lately? Say... Bits of food vanishing, or Hikari spending even less time outside of her room than normal? Perhaps a strange scratching noise from her room, or cuts on her arms when she is outside?

Clearly you need to investigate.*

... will someone please fix Akuma...?

... What happened...?